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The Life and Times of an Academic Assistant.

So it's been a while since the last update. Dave is working. As an Academic Assistant. A teacher essentially. For Primary 1.

If I hear the "Oh, the poor gay, alcoholic, smoking unproductive members of society to be," or the "molesting them?" bits one more time, so help me...

Oh and my internet's been down for the past coupla months.

Stupid things that have taken place:

JoyceTheFairy posted up on her blog what I do for a living. As usual referring to me as RainbowGayDave. Unbeknownst to us one of the teachers at school reads TheFairyUpdates. Not cool. If the principal found out it could have detrimental results. Here is the convo;

J: Dave, I didn't know you know Joyce.
D: oh, er.. how do YOU know joyce?
J: I read her blog lah!
D: fucked. up. 

At this point I wasn't sure if Joyce had used RGD or not. So I went home and checked. Joyce did, in fact, use RGD. The next day:

D: errr, could you not mention to other people bout what you read on Joyce's blog?
J: huh? read what?
D: err... anything you read lah....
J: what are you talking about?
D: eh? nvm lah. did Joyce use RGD or not?!
J: dave? are you angry at me?
D: what? no lah, i gtg for class lah.

So I went home thinking I hallucinated tht Joyce used RGD, so I checked again. This time i kept it in my head. She DID use RGD.

D: errr, could you not mention to other people bout what you read on Joyce's blog?
J: huh? read what?
D: y'know, whatever you read lah.
J: Dave, What Are You Talking About?
D: that I'm y'know.. gay
J: huh?! you're gay?!
D: what are you? retarded? it was written right there; RainbowGayDave.
J: HUH? I thought tht was a joke.
D: bugger.

It's all good now, sitch under control.

And then... there are the kids. Teachers DO play favorites btw. If you think teachers are fair and just, you're being lied to. We DO play favorites. First there's NonsenseGirl.

NG: *raises hand*
D: Yes, NG?
NG: my pen is nice.
D: i.want.to.strangle.you.

Now if this happened, oh I don't know, once a week? It's be fine. This sorta thing happens two or three times a period.

Then there's Ms. LSD. Who blinks incessantly and not in a 'bat your eyes' sorta way. It's like she's on drugs.

Photos of the trip to the zoo up soon.

The Wasted Oppurtunity.

Thanks for caring.

Mun
Bra
Lore
Ash
Joyce
Ben
Simon
Si May
Nick
Terri

Bolly-gasms.

The road you would have never seen me walk along. Indian hotty-hott-hots. Lately I've taken to watching them Bollywood movies. Don't dis 'em till you tried 'em. The only other Bollywood shows I've seen are Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham and, of course, the ever famous Kuch Kuch Khota Hei. Years later, in the present, a little chinese girl by the name of Mun came along and awoke the little gay indian in me. So excited was she to watching Kal Ho Naa Ho she wanted more. Like it was her opium. So! fuck the stories and on with the boys!



Oh, Saif Ali Khan. You old dog. Your funny shaped head has a funny attractive quality to it.


Hrithik Roshan with his green eyes has not got me green for those elephantine ears. I picked one with a good angle so you wouldn't notice them :Þ


John Abraham. ... ... JOHN ABRAHAM. He's not so ripped here.

But avast! Abs ho!

Slurp.

Have I been knocked off my boat you ask? Why notatall. Them sharp features. That tanned hue. And some of them are so fair it's NOT funny. Even more than some chinese I know. And eyes. With lashes for days.

Dave is not afraid to admit he enjoys Bolly-gasms.

The stories themselves are heart wrenching. I must admit the old skool Bollywood fil-ums had bad direction and outlandish stunts. Not the newer ones. The stories are tear- jerking. They can write a really sad story if they want too. *sniff* DAMN THOSE BOLLYWOOD WRITERS.

Kal Ho Naa Ho is a good watch. You can get it from your local Video Ezy for RM3 for a just-under-a-week-long rental.